January 2012
hydrozorz asked: mumble swtor gtgerh
Also Troy driving everyone home reminds me of my...
What a terrible one that was.
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jarate:
tumblr savior is a lot like the episode of arrested development where michael finds the bag in the fridge that says “dead dove do not eat!!!!!” and he opens up the bag and sees the dead dove and says “i dont know what i was expecting”
Troy on his birthday episode reminds me today.
I have no fucking idea what the name of “actual” drinks are. Besides beer.
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me: is it considered offensive to...
tumblr: HOW DARE YOU
me: but i didn't say...
tumblr: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVER EVEN THINK THAT
me: i just...
tumblr: FUCK YOU, YOU'RE A TRIGGERING DOUCHECUNT
me: i...sorry...
tumblr: AND NOW YOU'RE PATRONIZING ME?!?!? YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, WHITEY
The Great Dictator Finale Monologue (aka The Barber’s Speech) - Charles Chaplin
what.
Katie (sister) got a job offer in London (England) and is now preparing to move (as in leave) to work there (in London).
What.
On a much, much, MUCH more important note, I want pizza. Where should I order from?
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Jawa carcass in the sand this morning.
Tire tread on burst stomach. This planet is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
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owls are nocturnal right? luckily you give me wood all night long
– Jeff (via kleinowl)
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sulking-witch asked: flootershy loves you though why dont u love her back
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Andrew: owl
Andrew: tell me
Andrew: did it hurt?
Auburry: no-
Auburry: did what hurt, andrew?
Andrew: when you blew through the earth
Andrew: emering from HELL.
Auburry: what the fuck do you think? i blew through the earth
Andrew: jeus christ owl
Auburry: and its hot downt here
Auburry: have some decincy
Auburry: I dont ask where you buy your ugly masks you wear all the time
Andrew: .. :(
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
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Anonymous asked: POST TITS