May 2013
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carlottathedragonwhore:
scruffylookinnerfherder:
freetheboobs:
Imagine being free all the time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob.
#I don’t know what I was...
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
adolescentzombies:
When people expect you to do things for them just because you’re the artist in the family.
lizzlekipz:
4:21 PM - IneSanity: VOU
4:21 PM - IneSanity: CHEE GA NEEP
4:21 PM - IneSanity: LAKA GIR
4:21 PM - IneSanity: CHEE GA KLOP
4:21 PM - ღ Kips: WHY ARE YOU ON THE SIMS3 COVERS ON YOUTUBE
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
spider-man, venom, and carnage.
my favourite hero, anti-hero, and villain.
i’m talking about their 90s incarnations, i haven’t kept up with recent events involving venom. i know that he has a lot of “kids” now and is now white or something? it’s been awhile.
thekoolaidkid:
why don’t yugioh fuck yourself
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
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5 tags
alittleboulder:
what a wonderful phrase
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
potatoandotherwise:
prettylittledwighthoustonlover:
potatoandotherwise:
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL
BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED
WITH
You were waiting for this weren’t you
I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
ejacutastic:
frostedbeanqueen:
christmasblogger:
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
calibornsbottombitch:
swiggity swag internet lag
titaniumbutt:
you may be the
but i am the
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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Remember babblr?
Me neither.