January 2011
Anonymous asked: Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I like dick in my mouth, how about you?
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I like dick in my mouth, how about you?
Jan 1st
kaso asked: hy
Jan 1st
I'm finally in 2011 and I have one thing to say to...
hawksnpens:
Jan 1st
14 notes
A picture of me and all my friends right now...
good-bye-romeo: Don’t get too loud now, guys. you might disturb the neighbors
Jan 1st
4,419 notes
Jan 1st
1 note
I haven't gone pee since the last decade.
frankinafishtank:
Jan 1st
199 notes
Jan 1st
1 note
Jan 1st
300 notes
Jan 1st
3,861 notes
Jan 1st
9 notes
Excuse me as I unfollow Canadians.
runwithskates: You rep my Country Well. REAL WELL. bby don’t leave me
Jan 1st
3 notes
ceyren: Dear tumblr why is your search feature so bad
Jan 1st
8 notes
Jan 1st
602 notes
gobstoppers started following you
>Just started following me oh well okay. carry on.
Jan 1st
2 notes
gobstoppers: adeceptivelysmallplethora: gobstoppers: the doug went outside dont let me forget that the dog is outside i cant forget him out thereee the doug will not be forgotten lMFAO I AM CRYING THE DOUG what ami ya omg niagara falls just streaming down my face rn never forgotten
Jan 1st
4 notes
gobstoppers: the doug went outside dont let me forget that the dog is outside i cant forget him out thereee the doug will not be forgotten
Jan 1st
4 notes
When Americans suggest that they're better than...
runwithskates: braydenschenn-: When Canadians suggest they’re better than Americans Sincerely, A proud Canadian When x suggest they’re better than x
Jan 1st
16 notes
Jan 1st
6 notes
Jan 1st
22,666 notes
Jan 1st
439 notes
thanks for the follow llaserscrewdriver
laserscrewdriver: mebec: MY TUMBLR WORLDS ARE COLLIDING. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Jan 1st
2 notes
December 2010
kaso asked: hy
Dec 31st
The best one that I heard was: Canadian smell like...
gobstoppers: alexandreburrows: u mad bro  but why did i do thaotesfkldesdl
Dec 31st
18 notes
downloading odd thomas to sleep to
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
In a rather silly effort to expand my musical...
I’m listening to Shake It by Metro Station. Why am I enjoying this. This is not my style. This is not my FLAVOUR.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
1,318 notes
Anonymous asked: what does your hair smell like?
i mean taste
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: what does your hair smell like?
i mean taste
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: i'll stop once you tell me why baby.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: i'll stop once you tell me why baby.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
6,327 notes
Anonymous asked: but y
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: but y
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: why don't you like my old riddles, baby? </3
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: why don't you like my old riddles, baby? </3
Dec 31st
ceyren asked: is the glass half full or empty?
Dec 31st
1 note
ceyren asked: is the glass half full or empty?
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: Three people check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person. Now each person paid...
Dec 31st
ceyren asked: what would you do if you were a banana
Dec 31st
ceyren asked: what would you do if you were a banana
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: Three people check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person. Now each person paid...
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.

This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
Dec 31st
1 note