Miranda: dat ass
g-au: how do u get people to like you irl i dont think you can like their posts
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
pizzaforpresident: kanyevvest: my parents wont buy me fake boobs for my birthday what am i gonna do kill them
textposter: Having your parent or guardian sign a permission slip before you engage in intercourse
aintasuperhero: nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
I was considering connecting Netflix to Facebook
but I don’t need everyone to know how much anime I’ve been watching.
Anonymous asked: I want me a krabby patty!
Anonymous asked: REV UP THOSE FRYERS
berlitz: dicktier: do you ever just pon wei too often
heyyoitsrobee: The Killers - “Somebody Told Me”