captainhufflepuff:

alexanderswift:

I bet Barack Obama purposefully sleeps in so he can run to the Oval Office with a piece of toast in his mouth.

Every morning with Obama is an 80s movie opening. He skateboards through Washington with a loose tie and high-fiving people on the street, snatching fruit from vendors and giving it to homeless people, flirting with sunbathing women. Dunking a basketball before hurrying into the office with that piece of toast and straightening his tie.

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